If you haven't guessed already I hate writing code. In fact the only thing that I hate more is people who like writing code, or god forbid people who write code just for the fun of it!
With this in mind I've identified a number of statements that you'll never hear me use:
- Cool code.
- Fun code.
- Adventurers in coding.
- Happy coding.
- Beautiful code.
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ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more. People who use fun and code in the same sentence need slapping.
As always I knew you would be on the same wavelength ........
ReplyDeleteI'm horrified. I've always found coding fun (ouch! no need for that slap :))
ReplyDeleteWhat can be more beautiful than something like
A = A XOR B
B = A XOR B
A = A XOR B
Swapping two variables over without the need for another variable. Beautiful and cool ;)
Right Geoff – you’re barred mate !
ReplyDeleteIf your going to write code in your own time it should be pointless code. 1000 lines that does nothing.
ReplyDeleteString name = "Numb Nuts";
if(name.equals("Numb Nuts"))name = "Numb Nuts";
Sorry if there's something to get banned from I'm in :)
If you can beat them ...........
ReplyDeleteFor (i=0; i<=whatever; i++)
{ DoBoringComputerStuff() }
Do
SomeCrap
Until Your Bored .........